The Question is hitting America like a shit storm of green apple squirts. WHAT IS SHOWER SOCCER??

Have you heard the question and thought to yourself What the hell are people talking about? Nobody likes to admit that they aren't hip, but there has to be a first time to hear everything. What is shower soccer? Well, you are at the right website!

WHY SO MUCH ABOUT SHOWER SOCCER NOW?

Shower Soccer is seeing a resurgence thanks to the movie OPEN TOED MIC. The Colorado Springs Karaoke sing gave birth to an underground Shower Soccer Society. With the release of the movie, what has been done in the privacy of unwashed showers in Colorado Springs will now be an opened present to the whole world. Now People will finally now again What is Shower Soccer?

THE HISTORY OF SHOWER SOCCER

An early version of shower soccer appeared during the time of Greece. After huge rain storms, men of geat welth would stand naked under the cliffs of Anusstasia. WHen the water would fall down they would dance around the water falls and kick each other in the testicles. When this was done they would shave their scrotums and glue they hair to their hands. Ironically this habit formed the long talked about wives tail about masturbation.

Like the Olympics, the world added the practice of shower soccer again around the year 1900. With the new advent of indoor plumbing, teenagers would jump in these 'tubs' with each other and African Butt Monkeys. Unfortunately this early form of shower soccer lead to the extinction of the brown butt monkey. Also, it lead to a great wealth in the field of Proctology.

Shower Soccer recieved a great resurgance which has held on since the women's world cup run a few years ago. It showed that this was a game for everyone. Male and female, male with female, female with female, and male with male. It didn't matter. However, the department of wildlife to prohibit the use of any primate.

Washing and Waxing Tips

Remember that before you enter the art of Shower Soccer, there are a few safety tips.

1. Always where the right footwear. Although many people don't like injuries to their buttocks or face from cleats, it is easy to pull a hamstring from slipping on smooth floors like those in most showers.

2. Think about some kind of Anti-Dandruff Shampoo. Nobody likes an itchy ass.

3. Don't drink and 'GOOAAALLL!' To many people end up in games they can't win or a tie when nobody wins.

4. Ethiopians have learned that Shower Soccer is better on an empty stomach. Eat all you want afterwards. Just wash your face.

5. After shower soccer, one's farts tend to get louder. Buttcheeks become very stretched and little poofs become foghorns.

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